Sunday, 21 August 2011

Kaun Banega Corruptpati...




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Kaun Banega Corruptpati

Aapka pehla sawal

Mr Narendran, the author of this article, seems to be

1. Fool
2. Illiterate (having lot of degrees with no learning value)
3. Half knowledge Fakir (he does not know what the Mann Lokball bill is all about)
4. Corruption Supporter
5. Jealous of Appa Hamare
6. Attention Seeker (trying to write anti Appa when whole nation is pro Appa and grabbing attention)
7. All of the above

Bataayiye, kya hai aapka jawab... Iss baar humnne aapko Seven options diya hai
A lot of people (specially writers who could not launch successful books) are trying to use media attention and take advantage of the situation to speak rubbish and come into limelight. Bl**dy attention seekers. Look at his blog post. He should have received some 1500 comments already. He must be like jumping joyously. In his lifetime, no blog post would have got so many comments. Free publicity you know. I will go with option no. 6

Are you sure?
It might also be that he is jealous of Appa Hamare getting so much name & fame in such a short time and he did not get anything even after decades of effort in the same field. He has Lost himself. God know when he will find himself. I think he is kind of jealous. I better go with option 5

OK, computer mahashay
Wait Wait. I don't want to take a risk. Let me use a lifeline

Kaunsa lifeline use karna chaahenge aap?
Phone a friend

Kisse phone karna chahenge aap
My friend, Mr Anonymous Surname who works in Blue Film Newspaper of India and I guess even Narendran is some editor is Blue Film Newspaper of India. So, I can get some information from him

Ok, Ok, badiya hai
Computer ji, Anonymous Surname ko phone lagaaya jaaye

 - - - The Phone Conversation - - -

"Hello"

"Namaskar Anonymous ji, Main Anilkumar Sajjan bol raha Kaun Banega Corruptpati se"

"Abey haraami, teri *** ki... kamine... tera drama abhi phone pe bhi kar raha... Teri toh..."

"Arey, main real Anilkumar Sajjan bol raha hoon, aapko vishwas nahi hota, aap apne dost se pooch lijiye..."

"Abey tu uski kya baat karta... Teri *** *** **** ****... S***le, Anilkumar sir ka nakal utarta hai... S***le m***r c***d... Mandh Buddhi Jaanwar... Tune quotation nahi suna, half knowledge is dangerous... Appa Hamare ke baare mein anap shanaap bakta hai tu... Kutte... Tera computer tod doonga... Tujhe pata kya hai unke baare mein... Tu khud famous hone ke liye yeh sab kaam karta hai... S***le tere book mein padne laayak kuch nahi hai... Book ka promotion karne liye news mein famous hona chaahta hai? Ter m*** ki... Teri jaise log hi rishwatkhori failaatein hain... Tu ek gandagi hai... Bimaari hai tu... Kalank hai tu... Paise aur publicity ke liya khud ko bech chuka hai tu aur ab neetaoan ki tarah desh ko bhi bech rahi... Teri ** * ** * * * ** * * ** * * * ** * * * ** **** * ** * ** *"

"Arey Anonymous ji, aap kya bol rahe hain. Aap, aap kya baat kar rahe hain?"

"Teri m** ki, tu office mein mil, tera g***d phaad ke phek dunga... Narendra ke bacche, teri haddi fasli ek kar doonga"


- - - 1 minute up. Phone disconnect - - -


Hmmm... That was strong... Aapke dost Anonymous se hamari baat hi nahi maani
Par sir, humko answer mil gaya na

Kya?
Half Knowledge. Option No. 3

Oh, badiya hai, fantastic... Toh, lock kar diya jaaye?
Nahi, hum thoda confused hain. Janatha ki raay lenge. Audience poll

Computer ji, player ne apna doosra lifeline choose kiya hai... Main sabse nivedan karta hoon ki voh apne apne voting pads lein aur vote karien


- - - Results are out - - -


430 audience ne vote kiya hai. 428 ko lagta hai ki Option no. 4. Corruption Supporter hi sahi answer hai. Baaki do. Baaki do ko kya hua. Computer ji, baaki do ko kya hua?

 - - - Voting pad stolen - - -

Kisne churaya?

- - - Searching... Searching... Searching... Found... Mr Narendran... 2 hands... 2 voting pads... - - -


Badiya hai. iske aur ek 100 haath hothe tho aur ek 100 voting pad gaayab ho jaate. Khair, voh baat rehne dijiye... Bataiye aapko kya lagta hai... Aap janta ke saath jaayenge ya nahi
Janata ke saath main jaana chahata hoon

OK, computer ji, option no. 4. corruptio

 - - - Interrupt - - -

Arey teheriya Sajjan saab, poora sun toh lijiye. Main janata ke saath jaana chahata hoon par jis tarah is aadmi ne voting pads churaya hai, mujhe lagta hai, yeh aadmi pagal hai. He is a fool. So, I will go for option no. 1 Fool

Player ji, aapko main ek salah dena chahata hoon. Ek clue. Mr Narendran is a post gradaute working as a senior editor at Blue Film Newspaper of India. He is author of many poems and his new book is about to be released in October this year. Ab aap kya kahenge?
Ab kya kahein... Aapne answer batha diya... Uska novel aa raha hai october mein... Toh abhi se woh limelight dhoond raha hai... Bas, itni si kahaani hai... Hum aise chillar party ko hamari bhaasha mein padhe likhe gawaar kehte hain.. Illiterate Scholars. So, I will go with option no. 2. Illiterate

Are you sure? Soch lijiye. Yeh aapka pehla sawaal hai. Already aapne 2 lifeline use kar liye hain. Aapne har ek option ke upar charcha bhi kar liya hai. Lock kar dein ya aap sochna chaahenge
Sajjan sir, life mein kabhi kuch aise kaante aathe hain jinko sirf nikaalne se mann nahi bharta hai. Yeh kaante nahi, Keede hothe hain. Jindagi barbaad karne wale keede. Jee karta hai inki g**d ch**ke poora ph**d rakh deen. Par chalo, Appa Hamare kehte hain, jitna bhi gussa aane do, thanda ho jaao aur bass ahimsa ke marg par chalte raho. Aaj shayad Narendran jaise log yahaan se jinda bhaage hain toh uski vajah sirf Appa Hamare hain. Koi aur hota toh ab tak bahut kuch ho gaya hota

Hahaha... Player ji... Tussi bade emotional ho gaye ho... Ek khush khabari aapko yeh hai ki aap ke paas ek aur lifeline hai, 50-50
Chalo, le lete hai 50-50

Are you sure?
Yes

Computer mahashay, Player ji, jo ki pehle hi sawal se almost bowled ho gaye hain, apni teesri aur aakhri lifeline istemaal karna chahte hain... Inn jawaaboan mein se 3 galat jawab mitha deejiye
Arey yeh kya, koi jawab mitt nahi raha hai

Computer kehta hai, "No match found". Ab aap kya karna chaahenge?
Ab bacha kya hai Sajjan saab, no match found ka matlab hai innmein se koi jawaab galat nahi hai

Yaane?
Yaani, option no. 7. All of the above. Kya Sajjan saab. Zara computer aur Twitter ke bahaar jhank kar dekho. Aaj kal toh aap bas number pe number daal ke twitter pe time pass karte rehte ho

Hahaha... Aap bahut fun loving hain... Toh finally, You mean to say Mr Narendran, the author of the article is an illiterate fool with half knowledge jealous of Appa Hamare & desperately trying seek attention to promote his book even be it by 50-50 type ways like supporting corruption?
Exactly, Lock kar do

Computer ji, Option No. 7 lock kar dijiye aur bataaiye yeh sahi hai ya galat?
Deviyoan aur Sajjanoan, kisine hamaare computer mein virus daal diya hai aur computer bol raha hai, "not found, not found". Aapko kya lagta, kya hai iss sawal ka sahi jawab? Apne phone pe type kijiye 'You have a Corruptpati/Corruptpatni' aur bhej dijiye har ek Brasht aadmi/aurat ke spouse ke mobile par

Sahi jawab jaanane ke liye dekhte rahiye... Kaun Banega Corruptpati... :)

1 comment:

  1. You are silly Mr. C P Surendran, the author of the article at http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India-Circus/entry/why-anna-hazare-should-not-win-this-battle has a great point
    and you seem to foolish with your blind following nature

    Oops sorry

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